Wednesday, December 17, 2008

cockstro your buddy band has been revoked!


I guess your buddy band has been revoked for telling everyone my E harmony application got denied. What a Jerk, is it because I said on the application my wang was the size of a 2yr old, well a 2yr old that was black. Steve, I know yours is the size of a 7yr old, a Chinese 7yr old....And for you Cockstro aka Seal, you have to earn the right to be my friend again, so you better take tips from this video below to make up....Hey Cockstro is also having a Karaoke contest, so please everyone join, he will pick the winner too....



Thursday, December 4, 2008

Reality shows

So, I guess Reality shows are popular like the Hills, and the Real World. Well I have this idea that would make the best Reality show on TV. It's a kind of like the Adams family/Real world type Show. The cast is amazing with great characters, the whole show would be funny because we would be trying to understand these guys. OK, OK the stars are Ebay aka Troll boy, that's what Bory named him. Other stars are Creature, Bizzle the clown, and Beans aka Boon, also Mountain boy Bory.

Living under one roof with these great stars will bring a whole lot of surprises, I can't wait for their interactions with one another. If you know these guys you would know what i'm talking about.
Well, here are some pic of them and let me know what you think?

Creature will make a quick appearance around Thanksgiving then he will go missing for months. His roomies actually put his pic up on a milk carton because he will be missing for months.

Just a little preview, I'll post some pics of the Characters and a movie of what you might see in the house.





Wednesday, December 3, 2008

Shitless in Seattle

So, this goes out to my good Friend Eeboon. Everyday I BBM him, that's blackberry message if your not hip to the game. I thank you for always checking your BBM and knowing it's me sitting on the toilet. You know dropping the Cosby kids off at the pool, oh yeah the best is when i drop those 12pounders. I guess it's our gay way we bond each and everyday, i thank you for being there for me while i'm taking a dukie. Well you know there is a movie called "Sleepless in Seattle" I think Eeboon should direct a movie called Shitless in Seattle, and i'll be the star. I doubt there will be a day that I will be Shitless in Seattle. I think if I ever meet these two girls Vu know's, I might just be Shitless in Seattle. Vu thanks for the pic, I promise I will take good care of them for you. When I meet these ladies, that will be a sad day for you Eeboon because I will be "Shitless in Seattle"

Below, a pic Vu sent me of his good friends, I think I see mac sauce!



Oh, and who wouldn't want this cake for their birthday?

Sunday, November 23, 2008

Team Ram Rod this weekend!

Wow, the weekend started early as usual. Pitra dragged me out Thursday to go out. Pitra, Thy Chor and I started drinking at a random bar in downtown Kirkland.We had 3 rounds and made our way down to the Shark club. This is where we probably had about 7 to 8 more rounds. We got drunk like always, dance with a few girls and with each other like homo's...haha Decided to leave and made our way out a little early. The way we left was hilarious, we didn't walk out the front door. We all jumped over some big barrier thing cuz we were drunk and trying to be cool. So we stubble our way to the car, Thy is crazy drunk. He jumped over some bushes and fell into a garbage can and laid there and was helpless. So i had to pick his ass up and drag him to the car. We both were jumping over bushes and hitting random things like some dumb drunks. My elbow still hurts, too much Tong-Poh...guy with long hair from KickBoxer that kicks Van Dame ass. "You bleed like Mylie....hmmm Mylie good fuck"

Friday, we kind of just chilled and got wasted again. Started out at La Palmera had a few drinks, went to the Jet and had a few more. This is the night Chauncy came home from Pullman. So Chauncy meets up with us and says he had a few drinks, and smoked weed. We order him a beautiful and he doesn't even know what he is getting himself into. We end up at the Jet and he goes to car to puke and chill cuz he is feeling dizzy. We leave the place and met some Cougars, 2 white ladies in their early 40's. All I remember was asking one of them if we can have sex, she says that would be fun, but not tonight, maybe some other time. So, i guess that's not a "no" hahaha, while asking her that question a few times, her friend is trying to talk to Chauncy and we are in the car, she is stepping in Chauncy's puddle of puke without knowing....what a Sallluuuut!
We leave and end up passing out at Thy Chor's pad, we got too drunk to play Rockband.

Saturday, we are at Sodaney's house for his Bday bash. So this is the night we have to be ourselves and drink Henny with the rest of the family. We went through prolly 3-4 half gallons. Oh, man we were hammered. Did a little dancing in his house because he turned it into Club Cambo....Oh, yeah it was a pink party so we all wore pink shirts. Kind of gay to throw a pink party, but i guess it was for a good cause. I will never wear that shirt again, i think i threw it out of Pitra car. The night was fun, got to drink with all my cousins, got drunk and talked shit to each other about Turkey bowl. We play football every Thanksgiving. So we go eat at Shari's later and I ended up passing out on Chauncy futon bed at Pitra's.....Funniest thing happen in the middle of the night. I was so dehydrated from all the drinking. I woke up and kind of rolled over and my right calf cramped up. I start screaming and try to massage the cramp out, massage not message Visoth aka Madonna... Pitra is passed out on the other small couch and was like what the hell is wrong with you. I was like my calf is cramping up...He thought i was talking in my sleep. My calf still hurts. I didn't know you can get cramps in your calf by drinking too much....

Sunday, we wake up early....It's sunny in WA but cold, we decide to go eat some Pizza. We go to Edmonds to some spot. Get there around 1145 and it open at 12. We go buy energy drinks at a gas station. Walk over across the street to a store and purchase some scratch tickets. So here we are 3 dudes in a parking lot drinking energy drinks, and outside in the parking lot scratching our scratch tickets. Pitra and i don't win shit, but Chauncy wins 2 bucks, and will use that towards his gas money back to Pullman. So we eat some pizza, leave and try to figure something to do. Pitra drives around and we ended up driving to the new Casino in Snoqualmie. We have a drink, walked around and checked out the new spot. Gambled, played slots and lost a few bucks. We pull out some money to gamble at the tables. we were up and down....so we were about to cash out and go home. I had about 20 big bucks, and P has about 55...I say hey lets gamble who cares, lets put all our money together and just play one hand. So we do that, Pitra says fuck it, its gambling. Put down 75 big ones down, we get our cards...first card a 2, and second a queen. The dealer shows a face card. Pitra was like shit.....I told him i had a good feeling before he made the bed. He looks at me and says what should i do? I say fuck it, hit....a 9 comes out....21 bitches...hahaha, so we grab the money and tip the lady 5bucks. I yell out in front of everyone, Yes we have some money for gas to get us home. They all looked at us like we are wierdo's, well we are kinda......

What a weekend with Team Ram Rod, oh and none of us were successful and doing any Ramming this weekend!

Tuesday, November 18, 2008

Cali

didn't know how much fun you can have playing Cranium with friends. Well, you have to be really drunk and running on 5 hours of sleep in 3 days. Man, funny stuff....Visoth guessed Madonna out of all people when i had the Card...I guess I made some funny stuff up when playing, I had a good time with my good Friend Eebon and Visoth in KillaCali. Thanks for always showing love and looking out when i'm down there. I hope Eebon liked the Mac Sauce i introduce him to, it was on everything we ate one night....hahaha I just wanted to say I had a fun time laughing my ass off all night. Happy Bday to Hieu....Vu everyone wanted to know where you got that predator outfit....Remember, you better give your sister back...hahahaaha. Oh and we missed Pitra and Seal aka Castro out there. It ain't the same without ya'll.....I represented for Team Ram-Rod though..